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Joke of the Day
"Why do some fish always look high? Because of all the seaweed."
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"What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *Sigh*ence"
"My wife said to me that she wished I wouldn't drop the F-bomb in front of the kids. What the fuck is the F-bomb?"
"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"
"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."
"What do you call a fat magician? A 4-chin teller."
"mike hawk is huge !!!"
"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the w's!"
"What goes up but doesn't come down? A kangaroo stuck in a tree."
"""I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat"" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook."