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Joke of the Day

"king kong would have done better at work if he perfected his elevator pitch. yea, that one's a zero."

"Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? A: Nacho Cheese."

"I was talking to my ex and she got the wrong end of the stick. The end that had been sharpened to a fine point."

"I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all ""stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"""

"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."

"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."

"""Hey, what time is it?"" 9:11"

"[NSFW] My favorite sex act is the JFK... I love blowing my man's head off."

"on fire The chief of the fire department walks into the room where the other firemen wait and says: ""Take it easy boys, the Tax Office is on fire."""

"So a deaf girl hit on me today... It was a sign"