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Joke of the Day

"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"

"How do you know when there is a bassist at your door? He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in."

"A black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bar man asks, ""Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Africa! There are loads of them running around!"""

"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"

"Many people are surprised by the engagement of Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian, but not me. If I founded reddit I'd be searching for better servers too."

"I wanted to watch the inauguration today But Eisenhower late."

"A guy walks into a bar.... ...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says ""okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"""

"This reminds me of a saying my dad used to tell me as a young boy growing up ""I hate you son"""

"Me: Could a drunk person do this!? *assembles Ikea bookcase* Her: that's supposed to be a couch."

"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."