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Joke of the Day

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement"

"What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!"

"Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth."

"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."

"I don't have a swimmer's body. I have more of a drowning to death body. #Olympics"

"Hey Alaska wilderness show person who is about to freeze to death with no hope in sight, maybe just cuddle up with the crew filming you..."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan."

"Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!"

"[speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? ""No I would never do something like that"" Me: Next"