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Joke of the Day

"So my neighbor asked me to fix her sink She's obviously never seen a porno because it's been an hour and I'm still fixing the damn sink"

"What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!"

"A blonde woman one read that over 70% of car accidents happened within 15 minutes of home... She decided it'd be safer to live somewhere else."

"""The Interview"" Joke Kim Jong Un walks past a movie theater and sees a movie poster for ""The Interview."" He says ""I wouldn't be caught dead in that."""

"Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm? So that they can say they liked it before it was cool."

"if you watch cinderella backwards its about a girl who finds her place in society."

"Step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol."

"Yo momma's so pale... I felt like a snow plow last night."

"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."

"My wifes hair is so sexy, Its 50 shades of grey."