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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said ""don't walk""."

"How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen? None, that's women's work!"

"The lifeguard caught me peeing in the pool, today. He shouted so loud I nearly fell in."

"A Baby Seal Walks Into A Club"

"1. Be born of a virgin 2. Walk on water 3. Get crucified 4. Return from the dead 5. ??? 6: Prophet"

"I used to have a student who suffered from suicidal thoughts but now I don't."

"When a clock is hungry... it goes back four seconds."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"

"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."