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Joke of the Day
"There is a guy at my job who wears a turban... ...I wonder if he has ever called in Sikh to work?"
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"Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys? They are the earliest to pull out of eu."
"Don't drink while driving you will spill the beer."
"MY NANA WAS A FREAK IN THE SACK. Now granted, we didn't stuff her in that sack often, but boy would she freak out when we did."
"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage and after marriage."
"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."
"[Ghost Hunters] This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's -how'd u figure that out? He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up"
"I saw this dude trying to pick up a girl. Him: I would tell you a joke about about my penis, but its too long. Her: LOL, that's funny. I wanna tell you one about my vagina, but you'll never get it."
"Guy goes to his psychotherapist wearing nothing but some transparent underpants the doctor says, ""I can clearly see your nuts"""
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth."