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Joke of the Day
"Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
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"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"
"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."
"honey the ppl of atlantis lost an entire city & thats like 2000x bigger than a baby so idk if all this yellin is necessary"
"Communism and nude beaches have one thing in common The idea sounds great unless you've actually been there."
"What's the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)"
"What is the world coming too? Porn."
"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"
"I was accused of illegally downloading the entirety of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything"
"Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time."