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Joke of the Day
"If a tree falls in the forest and kills a mime... ...would anybody care?"
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"Woah! Brian Williams' fly is wide open! Newsflash."
"My tribal name is sleeps in the river... I was a bed-wetter"
"TIL 9/10 redditors are bad at math. I'm glad to be the 1%."
"Name a famous robber! Cops!"
"Did you know... ...95% of Chinese have Cataracts and the other 5% drive Rincolns."
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."
"All you people who chose ""The Real"" or ""Official"" before your Twitter handle really thought ahead of the game there. Well done, guys."
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
"Aaron Hernandez will be just fine They're always drafting tight ends in prison."