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Joke of the Day
"What is the world coming too? Porn."
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"What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts? She's a spitter, not a swallower."
"[interrogation] Bad Cop: *face way too close to Shakira's waistline* tell me what I want to know"
"*on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*"
"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."
"If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant what is on the outside? K 9 P"
"And then Satan whispered, hey let's put the alphabet in math"
"Just got seen around town doing modern guy stuff like leaning on things, holding my phone & staring disapprovingly at nothing in particular."
"Chances of me doing anything at work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%."
"What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag"