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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of condescending? [gif](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b1b800af79638830eef30deb8163bbf/tumblr_ms1l531JGu1s29n2zo1_250.gif)"

"Yo moma is so... good looking, what happened you? edit: premature ejokulation"

"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants"

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender who just moved in next door."

"Him- All of your fantasies include me, right? *imagines flying on a Pegasus with Thor* H- Are you waving at the ground? Me-Yes to both"

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)"

"Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop? The killer was said to be goodwill hunting."

"What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees? A coniference."

"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"

"6yo: I wish I was a bird so I could poop on peoples heads. 7yo: why do you need to be a bird? my 7yo is ready for twitter."