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Joke of the Day
"Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow"
Next Joke
"1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs."
"The downside of studying law: you think a lawsuit is the solution to all problems. *resists from threatening Dominos for not giving oregano*"
"What do corn and staples have in common? They're both staples."
"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"
"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."
"Why don't women have men's brains?Because they don't have penises to put them in."
"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."
"You sneeze more than 5 times in a row and I'm gonna start performing an exorcism."
"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on juan"