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Joke of the Day

"I'd like a job cleaning mirrors Because it's something I can see myself doing"

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."

"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."

"What do you call a scruffy lazy ant? Decadant."

"Yo momma is so fat that she was sorted into the House of Pancakes"

"RIP Paris Terror Attack Victims Never baguette"

"Veggietales is making a version of 50 Shades of Grey... It's called ""The Artichoke Hearts""."

"What can a duck do that a lawyer can't? Shove its bill up its ass."

"a PS4 and XBOX One get shot the ambulance comes WII U WII U WII U"