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Joke of the Day

"1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs."

"Here's a joke about the Reddit admins. [deleted]"

"Do you know the difference between a man and a Government Bond? A man matures with time."

"Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess."

"3-year-old: Where do people go when they die? Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not? 3: It's full of dead people."

"Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants?"

"If Turkey was attacked from the rear Would Greece help?"

"Break a mirror and get 7 years of bad luck... Break a condom and get 18"

"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"

"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"