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Joke of the Day
"What do corn and staples have in common? They're both staples."
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"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"
"A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one? American."
"Sometimes in the 'special talents' section of a resume I like to draw a picture of a cat"
"People who say they're 'living in the moment' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker."
"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."
"""I heard you have unlimited breadsticks?"" Sure do, table for 1? ""Quack!"" Wait a second *trench coat falls, family of ducks run away*"
"What do you call an epileptic puppy? Kibbles 'n Fits."
"Made a small donation to a street comedian for this gem... how do you know your at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit"
"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."