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Joke of the Day

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children. May I recommend swimming lessons?"

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"

"What do you call alien life on Europa? European. Credit to Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Late Show"

"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."

"Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music."

"What is long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."

"What type of bees don't die? Zom-bees"