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Joke of the Day
"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"
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"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
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"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."
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"I cumfonted my girlfriend this morning... What did she have to say? Get me a towel."
"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."
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