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Joke of the Day
"What is long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
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"I like my men like I like my external hard drives... Solid state, and to dump all my history on. history"
"What is Batman's favorite porn site? Motherless.com"
"I really like my eggs over-easy. Today, I was gonna try them scrambled... ...but it's not worth the whisk."
"The key to being smart is not talking about shit you don't know about. You should try it. Like immediately."
"What wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"Daddy Are you my son?"
"How to pick up women: 1-approach beautiful lady 2-bend at the knees 3-lift gently 4-oh god she's screaming 5-put her down the cops are here"
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like ""hey thanks"" and I'm like ""I'm just happy to be a part of this nice community"""
"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"