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Joke of the Day
"I showed an old lady my balls when I was at church today... It was a sacrilegious thing to do."
Next Joke
"How to make-out - 1. Hold her close 2. Kiss passionately 3. Don't mention the budget deficit or your father"
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: ""I'll man the guns!"""
"*tweets about new invisibility cloak invention* *forgets where he left it*"
"Mumbling along to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own that shit."
"Sayings always said with sarcasm. Any examples? I hate to say I told you so. No sarcasm: I...I truly hate to say I told you so."
"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"
"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."
"Programmers How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem."
"If everyone contributes a small amount of their income... Together we can pool the resources to defeat socialism."