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Joke of the Day

"Homeless people wouldn't be half as poor if they didn't waste all of their money on sharpies and cardboard."

"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs! Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!"

"Why is the United States always in political disarray? It's a nation without a litre."

"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"

"I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire."

"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("

"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""

"Why did Bin Laden stop having sex? Every time he looked between a woman's legs, he saw Bush."

"imagine if your fridge did what you do everyday,every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5minutes then leaves"

"So I took your mom to In N Out 'cause I know she likes it animal style"