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Joke of the Day

"I like cheese more than I like most people."

"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"

"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? You roll up herr sleeve."

"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"

"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."

"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"

"Why do only 9/10 dentists recommend Crest toothpaste? The last dentist is busy killing a lion"

"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."

"My coworker was like ""I love kids! Can't finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!"" And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5."

"Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is ""good"" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!"