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Joke of the Day
"I like cheese more than I like most people."
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"I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters."
"A woman who has no idea how hot she is, is so hot."
"My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of World Records until the librarian told me to take it out."
"What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man? The rightful owner of both is white"
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."
"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."
"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."