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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump campaign managers does it take to change a lightbulb? Hopefully not very many because they keep getting fired."

"Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed. Trump: I'm gonna be the president Castro: well then......."

"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."

"I was going to buy a greek yogurt today, every little helps. Come on guys, lets pull together."

"I don't think my wife likes me very much when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

"A Mexican gets deported."

"FRIEND: I just found out my kid lost another tooth ME: Really? Which one? FRIEND: Katie ME: Wow, I didn't know your kid named his teeth"

"Two tampons are walking down the street. One is a name brand, and the other is generic. Which one talks to you first? Neither. They're stuck up bitches."

"I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't think he understood me though, he just replied ""oui""."

"Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class."