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Joke of the Day
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
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"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"
"an optimist, a pessimist, and a nihilist live in a shared apartment. dah- dum -- crash!"
"I once met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds fake, dozen tit?"
"Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy."
"What do you call a unicorn that's had its horn removed. Eunuchorn"
"My bank sends a text with my balance. It's a nice feature but I didn't think the LOL was necessary."
"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"
"Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving."
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."