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Joke of the Day
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
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"What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction"
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for an hour... light him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"Ever since my toaster has been broken I have been feeling unwell. I guess I must be lack toast intolerant."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life."" But John came fifth, and he won a toaster."
"Why do elephants have four feet? Because six inches would look silly."
"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"
"Knuckle Tattoo Idea: * L I V I N G T O O C L O S E T O N U C L E A R W A S T E H A S D I S F I G U R E D M Y B O D Y K I L L M E *"
"Shout out to those who can't hear good"