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Joke of the Day
"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."
Next Joke
"Cold turkey is a scary concept but also an adorable image. Aww give that little guy a jacket."
"Werner Heisenberg was pulled over for speeding... The cop asked ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" ""Not a clue,"" Heisenberg replied. ""But I know exactly where I am."""
"There are two types of people in this world. And I hate them."
"wtc that awkward moment when your crush asks who your crush is"
"My cat is recovering from... a massive stroke."
"How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? Tenants."
"There are more and more suicide bombers around nowadays isn't there... then again... also less and less."
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead"
"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"