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Joke of the Day
"What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in? **GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**"
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"You're only as good as your last tweet."
"It's bad luck to be superstitious."
"[Friend] Kyle, u have to stop referring to your Ballet Club as a ""gang"" [Me & my gang all do 2 pirouettes and stop in unison] ""Not a chance"""
"Can't believe I've already spent $500 on mayonnaise this year."
"Paralegal activity. #BoringHorrorMovies"
"COP: Do you know why I pulled you over. BLANKET: You were cold?"
"Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... And he'll wanna use your yacht!"
"""is Pepsi ok?"" - my coke dealer, tryin to be funny"
"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"