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Joke of the Day

"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."

"I was at a antique store and came across the first Playboy magazine ever issued...... Luckily, the owner didn't see me."

"What do a weather man and a fat penis doctor have in common? They are both meteorologists. (Works better spoken)"

"What is orange and hangs in my backyard? My nigger and I can paint him any color I want."

"What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days."

"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""

"Hey, Dyson vacuum guy. You invented a previously existing invention. Relax."