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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... and table, and a chair"

"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"A man on the subway awoke to an early morning blowjob. He had left his mouth open while he was sleeping"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."

"A poor virgin had a big black guy as a landlord Now he's just poor."

"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."

"A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife. He wanted her to rest in peas."

"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."