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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure Robin Hood was black and he was just robbin the hood."
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"My girlfriend wanted me to make her feel like she's the only girl in the world. So I signed her up for Electrical Engineering."
"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
"No one really expected the Avatar porn It kinda just came out of the blue"
"My mom says I procrastinate... But I'll deal with that later"
"What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool."
"At School: What Does It Give You? ""Kids, what does the chicken give you?"" ""Meat!"" ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"" ""Bacon!"" ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"" ""Homework!"""
"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."
"What do old people smell like. Depends."