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Joke of the Day

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone else's shower."

"What's the difference between a hockey team and a New Jersey hooker? A hockey team showers after 3 periods."

"What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR"

"I just went on a date with a woman that had 12 nipples.. Sounds funny, dozen tit?"

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings? Ali."

"Pink Camouflage: for when you go pheasant hunting on the old cotton candy plantation."

"If Mary Poppins floated in on an umbrella today, they'd shoot her out of the sky with a drone."