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Joke of the Day

"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."

"I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na. How about one about potassium? K."

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Utterly useless"

"What do little miss muffet and ISIS have in common? They both have curds in their whey."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."

"If you care about someone, even a little bit. I beg of you. Please. TELL THEM WHEN THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR TEETH."

"If a guy tells you he makes 6 figures a year it doesn't necessarily mean he's rich. He could be a really lazy guy working at a toy factory."

"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"

"""UK Students Die In Safari Crash"" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now."

"Why do women spend less time in prison than men? Because a period ends a sentence."