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Joke of the Day

"Doctors in the 40's used to prescribe orgasms to stressed women. Which seems pretty liberal until you realize he used his hand to do it."

"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"

"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"

"Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!"

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."

"What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion? An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out."

"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"

"TIFU by forgetting what current MMO my friend played and wasting my money to buy WoW gametime Wrong sub."

"Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!"

"What do you call pasta with alzheimers? forgetti"