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Joke of the Day

"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."

"You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce."

"Sorry! Just saw these texts now! Hope your birthday party, Christmas and wedding were great!"

"Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because like most men, they won't stop to ask directions."

"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."

"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."

"Me: My blood pressure is sky high. I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK."

"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""

"Pretty cool how your dreams went from ""Astronaut"" or ""Doctor"" to ""What's the lowest I can get to pass this course"""

"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."