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Joke of the Day
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"How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!"
"If i told you a joke about a woman who had wooden breast enlargements.. It would need a good punch line - wooden tit?"
"Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do"
"What do you call a female android? Synthia Lmao"
"What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope!"
"Me: *empties 4's maracas 4: *shakes maracas* They're broken Me: Oh no.. What happend?"
"What is the fastest insect in the World? ""Lice"" Why? ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah."
"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."
"A bear walks into a bar. When he get to the bar he says ""I' ll have a rum and.......coke."" ""Why the long pause?"" asks the bartender. The bear replies ""Well, I am a bear"""