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Joke of the Day
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
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"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."
"Got a job cleaning up leaves. I was raking it in."
"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."
"Cannibal one liner A cannibal passed a priest in the woods."
"What do you get when cross-eyed and looking at a solar eclipse? A solar ellipses..."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
"What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/"
"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."