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Joke of the Day

"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."

"A good way to stand out from the competition at a job interview is to bring your resume on a floppy disk."

"Eight glasses of water a day? Nope. I do a minimum of sixteen. Keeps you looking young. Take me for example. I was born in 1926."

"The reason why I am single. Watching batman vs superman with gf. Suddenly wonder women's entry, instant boner. Gf ask wtf is that. I replied dark knight rises"

"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."

"There's always an Obama in relationships. The one that has to compromise, doesn't really get much credit, and never wins, no matter what."

"What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song? Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher."

"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"

"My wife's been missing for a week and the police said to prepare for the worst..... ...so I went to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."