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Joke of the Day
"Don't forget how much dust you're inhaling all the time everywhere."
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"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"
"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."
"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."
"Who do you call for the console police? WiiU"
"What's a specimen? A Spanish astronaut"
"Did you hear about the man who found a dollar in his beer? It happened once in a Blue Moon"
"Three guys walk into a bar..... The fourth guy ducks"
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide."
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it So technically officer, that weed is yours."