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Joke of the Day
"You must hate it when people make assumptions about you."
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"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"
"""will..."" *Starbucks barista squints at name on cup* ""... the Red Slime Shoddy please stand up?"" *Eminem flips table and storms out*"
"The Vatican finally recognizes Palestine... Palestine replied, ""Dude. We've met like six times."""
"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."
"If you didn't wanna hear ""Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it,"" you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!"
"One day, someone is going to hold you so tight, that all of your broken pieces fit back together."
"Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics? Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border"
"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"
"Date: any pets? Me: a pet rock D: lol at least u don't have to housetrain it Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah"