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Joke of the Day

"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"The presidential race between Hillary and Trump reminds me of the first AVP movie. Whoever wins, we lose."

"Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator."

"It's one of those days where you'll be lucky not to see me on the news."

"Why does Edward never leave Russia? He's always Snowden."

"I saw a lizard and it became a spotted lizard"

"Why was the bi-sexual man so healthy? Because he ate plenty of fruits and vag."

"I have a roommate. She cleans my room, I clean hers. We are maid for each other."

"Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts."

"Who answers the Crime Stoppers Hotline? Stymied Coppers"