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Joke of the Day
"What do you call twin policemen? Copies."
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"A man walks into a bar... ...ouch"
"""Grandpa, why did you let catastrophic global warming and 4+ Transformers movies happen?"" -- Your disappointed grandchildren"
"If procrastinating were an Olympic sport, I would show up just in time to miss the medal ceremony."
"9/11 was an outside job... ...until the planes came in"
"All else being equal... A fat person uses more soap than a thin person."
"I'm rich! But not in money, just in read receipts from my ex-boyfriend who never replies!"
"A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor says, ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"Why do woman make terrible truck drivers? Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver."
"Nightmare scenario: a man with the confidence of Pitbull and the talent level of Pitbull."