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Joke of the Day

"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do... We shoot each other in schools, because we have class."

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."

"My date cancelled; said he had an emergency. I just saw him at the market buying cereal and I thought, 'I agree with his priorities.'"

"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."

"Just finished watching that Documentary on the invention of the shovel... Ground Breaking Stuff."

"Native Americans are the most successful strippers. Cause when they dance, they make it rain!"

"Where does Obama keep his armies? In the Baracks."

"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."

"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"