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Joke of the Day
"whats the best thing about metal clothes pegs? I've no idea, you'll have to ask the wife."
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"Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging."
"How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."
"My body is well-defined. If you look under the word ""flabby""."
"ME: I'm heading to the shop ROOMMATE: What are you going to get? ME: [wearing a wedding dress] Compliments"
"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."
"Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital? Because he is dead. ^((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))"
"Hey Joe, did you return that axe to Frank? Yes. And what did he say? Yaaaaauh!"
"What did the P say to the R? ""Is that a strap-on?"""
"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."