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Joke of the Day

"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."

"What is amnesia? Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings"

"Hey bro do you remember your first blowjob? How did it taste?"

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. We are efficient and dont have humour. Edit: Wow this blew up. As a German, I didnt expect this."

"I left my chamomile tea steeping for too long and it turned into the new Coldplay album."

"Give a man a hamburger and you feed him for a day; teach a man to hamburgle and you feed him for a lifetime."

"What did God say when he made the first black man? ""Damn, I burnt one."""

"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."

"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"

"[Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose] ""Can I get you a coffee?"" Just a honk chonklate for me ""A what?"" CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz."