136161
Joke of the Day
"What name is given to the most chickens ? pEGGy"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? It was a violet crime."
"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"
"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range."
"Have you watched the documentary about sponges? It's absorbing."
""" So the boat was about to sink until I attached a sail to my boner and made it safely to shore"" Me if I was on the Titanic."
"I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo."
"I was going to write a joke about Kim kardashian's orifices, but they've all been done."
"When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV? When they're in Denali."