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Joke of the Day

"[Don't let hot barrista know I'm a goose] ""Can I get you a coffee?"" Just a honk chonklate for me ""A what?"" CHOCOLATE, a hot chocolate plz."

"Thomas Jefferson on cable TV news: ""The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."""

"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."

"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"

"If you get nervous when the IT support desk takes control of your computer remember they're whispering ""no weirdos please"" to themselves."

"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."

"What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun."

"What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally? A [sic] joke"