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Joke of the Day

"Doctor, the suppositories you prescribed for me are horribly bitter! -- Have you been ... eating them? -- No, I've been shoving them up my ass!"

"A gymnast walks into a bar. She is promptly deducted five points"

"""Said no one ever."" -Said everyone on Twitter."

"If only women knew that being happy with themselves is the most attractive quality they can ever offer."

"Redditors of North Korea: What's your opinion on the recent Sony hack?"

"Girls wait for the perfect guy: Disney's fault. Guys wait for the perfect girl: Playboy's fault."

"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"

"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."

"A Horse Walks Into A Bar And the bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"""

"If you are following Facebook on Twitter, you have reached a new level of retarded."