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Joke of the Day

"Hey bro do you remember your first blowjob? How did it taste?"

"What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt? That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July."

"Where do the Sith shop? At the Darth Maul. :3"

"Corn Nuts is the name of a delicious snack treat. And a horrible medical condition."

"If I were to have an affair I'd make sure to have a signed prehumptial agreement."

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"A guy goes to the zoo but there is only one animal... It's a shih tzu."

"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."

"I hate when you're trying to be cheesy but everyone is laughtose intolerant."

"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."