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Joke of the Day

"Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let's see what else is lying around first."

"Doctor Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!"

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

"What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!"

"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."

"Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals? They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs."

"A Lima bean and a kidney bean walk into a bar. The kidney bean shouts, ""Hey! I'm a bean!"" Then the lima bean replied, ""NO! Lima bean!"""

"The shortest tribe in the world The Fuckawee tribe....In the long grass you can hear their chant...Where the Fuckawee!"

"My friend just bought a black chicken I bet it's a big cock."

"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"