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Joke of the Day
"What was the burglar doing at Wayne Manor? Robin."
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"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""
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"I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites"
"What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar? I've seen herbivore."
"What does Bill Say to Hillary after Sex? Honey I'll be Home in 20 minutes."
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"The Inventor of the jug died today. Tributes have been pouring in."
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"