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Joke of the Day
"What's a fat kids favourite instrument? The dinner bell"
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"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE"
"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"
"Ever find yourself masturbating and realize that you've already watched this episode of Trading Spaces?"
"""Hey look, there's a deer frolicking in the woods over there!"" Deer: What the hell did you say I was doing?"
"What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line."
"To get to the other side"
"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."
"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""
"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."