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Joke of the Day

"Professor Snape caught Harry in the hall after dark and out of NOWHERE Lupin pops out in the hallway to save him. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT"

"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."

"Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !"

"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"

"turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :("

"Why are african americans so good at sports? Because of hard work and dedication."

"cute girl just saw me try to walk and drink water at the same time so dating her is off the table now"

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"Can you fly a black hawk? Can the popes di*k fit through a donut."

"Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel? He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller."