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Joke of the Day

"Shopping for houses, it seems like a lot of the houses in my price range need some TLC... But I don't want no scrubs."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? People don't milk cows for twelve years"

"What's the difference between Hitler and Killer Keemstar (DramaAlert)? Hitler knew when to kill himself. (Got this from the youtube comments of Hell)"

"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"

"What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter? 'w'"

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"

"I just spent 38 minutes on the phone w my mother. And she couldn't tell I was drinking. I'm worried about her, now."

"Jack and jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Jack had a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jills real name was Randy."

"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."

"I lent my cell phone to my cousin, but he kept going to out-of-service areas causing me to receive extra charges on my monthly bill... So I call him and say ""Ay cousin! Stop Roman around!"""